Hi babe, my name's Kastro, the cat with no attributes...
I mean nature endowed me with great talent, but someone's dared make a keychain out of it.
I'm not so keen on it, you see, but I do know how to make myself longed for! Just touch me... feel how soft and smooth I am? And not a single flea...
Hey babe, I'm waiting just for you.
Come and pick me up, I'm your pet!